All names changed.
Me: Okay, line up and each of you can choose a line from the Apostle’s Creed to decorate.
[students proceed to run to the front of the line like animals]
Me: Connor! Why are you running!?
Connor: I just really want “he descended into hell”.
Me: Boys! What are you doing? You’re supposed to be working on your spelling!
Ferris: We are, Miss X, we’re playing Harry Potter.
Donna: Miss X, Jenna and Rachel are drawing all over me.
Me: C’mon girls, get to work.
Jenna: We’re working on our own living art piece.
Todd: Can we go outside today for class?
Me: No.
Todd: Okay, how about just me? I’ll stand right outside the window and listen.
These are the funniest quotes I’ve seen since following…