If I wasn’t concerned about my health and physique I would basically be Homer Simpson. You think I’m joking, but I’m really not.
I already basically survive on 90% beer, but I throw in 10% healthy food and a shit ton of exercise to try to counter it. When I want a doughnut (which is usually 23 hours of the day), I tell myself “Katie, do not eat that doughnut or you will feel unwell and have a sugar crash).
Of course, I make exceptions because I would lead an unhappy life if I never ate delicious, deep fried, sugar food. And so I decided to check out Jelly Modern Doughnuts.
Usually I don’t give in to silly marketing ploys that allow companies to sell products at inflated prices, but the adorable and chic atmosphere was appreciated. And since I like doughnuts more than cupcakes, I will be a hypocrite and grant Jelly the courtesy I don’t extent to Crave.
I got peanut butter chocolate, maple bacon, coconut, and s’more, which were then split among friends.
I am not lying, they were all phenomenal. Especially the peanut butter chocolate, because that particular combo is my favourite thing of all time.
I don’t have much else to say other than go to Jelly. These doughnuts are infinitely better thanthe freaking ridiculous cupcake phase. For serious. I heard a few people complaining about the price. Ridiculous. They are not overly steep for a handmade dessert. Plus, are you really going to eat more than one (maybe two)? Gross. Go buy crappy doughnuts in bulk then because you have no taste. The end.
