Cal is so much better than Jack

I am watching Titanic right now because it is on Netflix and because my shoulder is fractured so I spend about 15 hours a day (give or take) watching Netflix. I am about 45 minutes in and already getting annoyed with what I think everyone, deep down, already knew all along; Cal is an infinitely better choice for Rose than Jack.

We are supposed to dislike poor old Billy Zane because he is rich and controlling, but my oh my, he seems to really like this suicidal Rose while she just isn’t feeling it. He buys her shit tons of diamonds, he is concerned about her unhealthy smoking habit, and he gets on so great with her anal mother. Plus, I bet his dates are far better than “learning to spit”.

I just passed the point in the film where Rose tries to jump off the boat and heroic Jack saves her. People come running on account of her screams and, uh oh, poor Leo is looking like he’s about to assault Miss Winslet. All of a sudden we are supposed to think that Cal is the bad guy because he immediately starts yelling at and shoving Jack, a reaction which is fairly reasonable for a man thinking his fiancee was being attacked

Then! Cal invites Jack to dinner with their rich crew. That’s right, he invited Leonardo DiCaprio, who just saved his fiancee’s life, to have dinner with them. There’s some confidence. I wouldn’t invite Leo around any sort of fiancee he could (scratch that would, inevitably) steal. He’s LEONARDO DICAPRIO and he OWNS EVERYONE’S HEART. All because Rose pushed the idea. Man, he really loves this Rose chick.

Jack on the other hand, doesn’t have a job, doesn’t have table manners, and jumps around the world without a care in the world. That is not a marrying man. That man will be gone on some bender in South America in a month tops. Thank God the iceburg hit so Rose could keep up her delusion (Rose Dawson? Seriously?).

Finally, the very end staircase/death scene. Rose has spent five days of her life with Jack and yet at the end of the movie, when she ascends into what we can only presume is a Heaven of sorts, she is off to spend eterity with him rather than the husband she spend (probably) a good 50 years with. Seems a bit skewd to me. Just saying.

/Rant.

Life Events

My friends! I feel like I have been away for so long! Alas, probably because I have been.

I apologize for my lack of updates; I find the Christmas season one of many obligations and to-dos (in a good way of course!). This year I went to Mexico in mid-December and by the time I got home it seemed like Christmas was immediately upon me.

I did some exciting things, like attempting to copy cupcake and brownie ideas from Pinterest.

The during:

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The after:

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They had Oreos and peanut butter baked inside but the Oreos got harder while baking versus softer. Pooh.

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I spent a good amount of time trying to steal a friend’s dog for my own, but he was having none of it.

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And, of course, I’ve been rocking the fuzzy socks, because who doesn’t love fuzzy socks in the winter?

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I also decided to start a new tumblr, because I’m just that cool. My old one is basically 100% reblogs because I lack creativity and panache. You can follow my tumblrs (yes, plural), my twitter (which I don’t really know how to use), and my Instagram now! Exciting!

Tumblr:

Advicefromcosmo.tumblr.com
Katieisateacher.tumblr.com

Twitter:

@katieisateacher

Instagram:

Katieisa (I don’t know how to link to it…)

Yay for exciting things!

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Student Quotes (November 09, 2012)

All names changed.

Me: Okay, line up and each of you can choose a line from the Apostle’s Creed to decorate.
[students proceed to run to the front of the line like animals]
Me: Connor! Why are you running!?
Connor: I just really want “he descended into hell”.

Me: Boys! What are you doing? You’re supposed to be working on your spelling!
Ferris: We are, Miss X, we’re playing Harry Potter.

Donna: Miss X, Jenna and Rachel are drawing all over me.
Me: C’mon girls, get to work.
Jenna: We’re working on our own living art piece.

Todd: Can we go outside today for class?
Me: No.
Todd: Okay, how about just me? I’ll stand right outside the window and listen.

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Embracing weather patterns

For years I tried to deny that I lived in an area of the world with tumultuous weather patterns.

I wore flip flops in winter and Jodie’s in summer and refused to buy a rain jacket.

However, those days are slowly changing. I’ve decided that rather than looking like an insanely cold or hot person for the sake of being unique, I should simply embrace adorable things that I can wear in crap weather.

My least favourite weather? Rain.

These boots make it a bit better.

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And my rain jacket makes it somewhat adorable/bearable.

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Now at least I look super cute when I’m disgusted at the tears of the heavens raining down and ruining my day.

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My favourite pants

Have been destroyed!

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I suppose that I will survive, but I’m not going to lie, it will take some time to properly heal.

These wounds and memories are fresh.

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Student Quotes (October 26, 2012)

All names changed.

                                                                                                                                              

Hugo: Have you gotten your costume yet for Halloween, Miss X?

Me: No, not yet.

Hugo: What are you going to go as?

Me: I’m not sure yet.

Hugo: I bet you’re going to go as a mean teacher who loves to give tests.

Me: That wouldn’t be a costume.

                                                                                                                                   

Lauren: This book sucks.

Me: I don’t like you saying that and I don’t think Harper Lee would like it either.

Lauren: Well he can suck it.

Me: I see you didn’t do the pre-reading research.

                                                                                                                                       

Gina: Miss X, you know that’s bad for you, right [pointing to my tea]

Miss X: I’d say there’s arguments on both sides, but it’s pretty good for you, actually.

Gina: But it will stain your teeth!

                                                                                                                                    

Me: Farley! Did you seriously just hit me with a spitball!?

Farley: No!

Me: I saw you do it!

Farley: Okay, okay, but I wasn’t aiming at you, it was an honest mistake.

Me: That doesn’t make it okay, that makes it worse! I don’t want you aiming spitballs at anyone in this classroom, especially when you all need to be listening. You can stay after class and pick every single spitball, and everything that remotely resembles a spitball off of this floor.

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A new Mexican spot?!

Well, not really. Just new to me, since I had never been to Delicado’s in the entire time I lived in Victoria.

When I visited recently, a friend of mine recommended it as the place we should meet for lunch, so I obliged, her being a native Victorian and knowing all the best food in town.

I was certainly not disappointed.

The salad I had was delicious (brown rice and corn), and the rest of the salads looked phenomenal (and vegetarian and vegan friendly). The salsa was amazing. And the veggie wrap I had was absolutely delicious, with just the right amount of spice.

Delicado's (Downtown) on UrbanspoonThe staff was super friendly and informative, and definitely put up with my annoying food obsessions and questions. I already can’t wait to get back to Victoria to stop in at Delicado’s again. Highly, highly recommended.

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